Those ‘Special’ People

We all know people that may not necessarily be the brightest bulb on the ‘Christmas tree’.  Granted, don’t get me wrong...  I think they're wonderful people.  I really do love them very much!  They’re very ‘special’ people!

Here’s a list that someone sent to me describing the special people in our lives!  Feel free to add to it in the comment section below if you have any new ones.

  • An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.
  • As smart as bait.
  • Chimney's clogged.
  • Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
  • Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
  • Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
  • Forgot to pay his brain bill.
  • Her sewing machine's out of thread.
  • His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
  • His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
  • If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
  • Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
  • No grain in the silo.
  • Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
  • Receiver is off the hook.
  • He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.
  • Several nuts short of a full pouch.
  • Skylight leaks a little.
  • Slinky's kinked.
  • Surfing in Nebraska.
  • Too much yardage between the goal posts.
  • A few clowns short of a circus.
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  • A few beers short of a six-pack.
  • Dumber than a box of hair.
  • A few peas short of a casserole.
  • Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.
  • The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 
  • One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. 
  • One taco short of a combination plate. 
  • A few feathers short of a whole duck.
  • Foam, no beer.
  • The cheese slid off his cracker.
  • Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
  • He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  • The lights are on, but nobody's home.
  • 24 cents short of a quarter.
  • A few bricks shy of a full load.

As a matter of fact, the 'special' people are so 'very special' that Bill Ingvall & Travis Tritt did a song about them!  Here's a video someone put together.  Listen to it.  You'll like it.  Hmmm!  Why didn't the rest of us get a song? 

Oh, and if you really don't get any of this... write me, I can send you your sign for $19.99 for the Standard model; and $24.99 for the Classy model.  Plus applicable taxes, shipping and handling, of course!

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