Little John the Baptist

I didn't write this... but I just had to share this. 

~~Matt..18:4-5 ~~  "Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.  And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. "

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

.... She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"

Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

Things to Remember

I love sharing fun things that I have received in an email.  This is one of those things.  I thought it was something very nice. I hope you enjoy.

  • Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
  • Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
  • Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
  • A bumble bee is considerably faster than any tractor.
  • The words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
  • Meanness don't just happen overnight.
  • Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
  • Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
  • It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
  • You can't unsay a cruel word.
  • Every path has a few puddles.
  • When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
  • The best sermons are lived, not preached.
  • Most of the stuff people worry about are never gonna happen anyway.
  • Don't judge folks by their relatives, but by their friends.
  • Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer, but you can always have an opinion.
  • Live a good, honorable life.. when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
  • Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you any.
  • Timing has got a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
  • Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
  • The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.
  • Always drink upstream from the herd.
  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
  • If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.